Hammer Bottle Opener — 'Hammer or get hammered!'

Nice slogan, what?

This stainless steel hammer with a "padded, comfort–grip handle" is all the tool you need for most everything around the house.

"Just might be mankind's most useful tool!"

I like the ad copy: "Don't flip your lid over that lid you can't flip — get a grip and reach for this hammer instead."

[Note to self: find out who wrote this and hire her for my crack research team.]

$9.98 here.