Wakmah Multi–Purpose Sucker — 'When in doubt, whip it out'

Catchy slogan, what?

It's right there on the homepage of the Wakmah (above), the latest in anti–flu technology.

Made in the UK, it has a multitude of uses beyond disease prevention.

From the website:

One of the most amazing products ever to appear on the market

The Wakmah personal multi–purpose suction cup is here at last.

It is designed and made in UK and it lends itself to many different applications.

Here are a few examples:

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Daily Public Transport Journey

Wakmah can be used to steady oneself on public transport vehicles.



This is how to do it:

• TAKE the Wakmah from the bag or pocket

• APPLY the suction cup to a smooth internal public transport vehicle surface

• HOLD Wakmah while vehicle is in motion

• RELEASE the Wakmah from the above surface using the release lip

• ALIGHT from chosen transport vehicle

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Door Handle Avoidance

Wakmah can be used as a door handle.



This is how:

• TAKE the Wakmah from the bag or pocket

• APPLY the suction cup to the door

• PULL the door open

• RELEASE the cup from the door using the release lip on the Wakmah

• EXIT allowing the door to close in the normal way

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Dolphin, Seal or Whale Riding

• TAKE the Wakmah from the underwater carrying satchel (2 Wakmahs are recommended for underwater mammal riding)

• APPLY the suction cup to the mammal

• RIDE the mammal

• RELEASE the cup from the mammal using the release lip on the Wakmah

• SWIM to shore and relate experience to friends and family

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Zero Gravity Device

• TAKE the Wakmah from the holder

• APPLY the suction cup to smooth space ship internal surface

• STEADY onself or manoeuvre accordiing to need

• RELEASE the cup from the surface using the release lip on the Wakmah

• FLOAT freely in space

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There are many more uses for this device, such as:



• Surfing aid for beginners

• Child's toy

• It has been tested on an electric hover-board

• It is being used for horse–related activity (not sure what as yet)

• A woman emailed me and said she uses hers to hang a cushion on the window in the back of the car for her son to rest his head

• It can used for restraining people in smooth–walled rooms

Available in Luminous or Red.

£3.99 ($6.86;€5.84) here. (Scroll down to the bottom of the page.)

Still not sure if you should pull the trigger?

No problema.

Here's a list of the "Top 40 Wakmah Uses" — maybe that'll be the tipping point.