Chew Madonna's Gum

The eBay description:

This gum was given to me by me ex best friend we both love madonna and she had found her gum. and gave it to me after we bacame ex friends im getting rid of everthing so i no longer want it. mabe a true fan could take care of it from here on out.

Opening bid is $100; with only 3 days and 14 hours to go as I type these words there hasn't yet, in the three+ days the gum's been up, been one single bid.

What's up with that?

[via uniquedaily.com]

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Addendum at 2:01 p.m. — eBay's removed the item since I put up this post four hours ago.

I wonder who complained?

Madonna herself?