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January 10, 2006

Hello Goodbye Doormat

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Boy, did they miss a bet when they put "Welcome" on it instead of "Hello."

But that's where you come in: do it, advertise it as the "Official Doormat of the Beatles" and pile up the cash till the lawyers come calling with their cease and desist order.

By then you'll have transferred your lucre to a numbered offshore account in the Caymans and be on to your next scam.

But I digress.

From the website:

    Offering a warm welcome — along with a fond goodbye — this doormat has guests coming and going with a smile on their faces!

    Designed in 100% natural coir fiber, it stands up to messy shoes and outdoor weather.

    Simply shake to clean.

    30"L x 18"W x 1"D.

If someone gave this to me I'd reverse it.

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As they say in Jamaica, "Here's your hat — what's your hurry?"

$19.99 here (newspaper not included).

January 10, 2006 at 09:01 AM | Permalink


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