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February 24, 2006
Brain Spa Head Massager
Yeah, laugh all you want but once you put this on I guarantee you no one will bother you ever again.
From the website:
- Alleviate stress, tension and help soothe that migraine with our Brain Spa Head Massager.
It’s like having your very own masseuse.
This patented Italian design incorporates Japanese engineering and utilizes acupressure to relax and soothe your problems away.
It’s like thousands of tiny fingers simultaneously massaging your scalp.
Simply place our Brain Spa Head Massager on your head and feel the tension miraculously leave your body.
Suitable for any age, this massager stimulates blood circulation and helps to relieve stress.
Use it at your desk at work.
You can use it on your morning commute in traffic.
Use it while relaxing at home in front of the TV after a long day.
Its rechargeable battery makes it totally portable and easy to use anytime and anywhere.
It’s like a Spa for your brain and your soul.
Measures 10" x 6.5" x 7".
Uses A/C adapter (included).
I especially like the suggestion to "use it on your morning commute in traffic" — tell you what, I guarantee it'll give the aggressive types around you pause before they try and cut in.
When you're not plugged in and getting tuned up you can wear it around and pretend you're in a Trojan War reenaction.
w00t!
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Comments
being left alone is highly underrated. (ask Greta Garbo.)
Posted by: riannan | Feb 25, 2006 7:09:23 PM
Yeah, I wondered what exactly was meant by "no one will bother you ever again" - was that in the sense of you will be in a state altered to the point of being completely unbotherable, not to say, unreachable, or, no one will ever want to go even remotely near you nor touch you with a ten-foot stick because you are clearly, completely, floridly, barking insane?
That thing does look a whole lot like a Roman helmet - hey, you could carry a stick-on strip of tall red ostrich plumes to apply to the top piece that goes back over the head to finish off the look. Oh, and a skirt of flapping leather strips, and some cool sandals, and you'd never have to sweat finding a seat on the bus, or anywhere at all, like you said.
Posted by: Flutist | Feb 24, 2006 1:32:00 PM
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