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February 9, 2006

Hi–Def Horrors


Phillip Swann of tvpredictions.com offers his list of the 10 stars whose true looks make you stagger backward in disbelief when you finally see them as they are, in realer–than–real high definition.

In order, from biggest [unpleasant] surprise (Brad Pitt) down, they are:

1) Brad Pitt

2) Jennifer Aniston

3) Cameron Diaz

4) Maria Sharapova

5) Madonna

6) Renee Zellweger

7) Kurt Russell

8) Ray Liotta

9) Frankie Muniz

10) Tommy Lee Jones

Details at 11 but if you just can't wait till then they're here.

Now, admit it: don't you feel just a wee bit better about yourself?

I've always said that schadenfreude is just a four letter word.

If you add nine.

Maybe I'll hold off a while on the high–definition TV, what?


Give myself a few more years to do the Axl Rose thing.

February 9, 2006 at 04:01 PM | Permalink


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Brad Pitt's bad skin is pretty old news. It's pretty clear even on non-HDTV in his breakout (haha) movie Thelma and Louise.

Posted by: IB | Feb 10, 2006 9:50:59 PM

at least the first three people on the list have REALLY bad skin and you could sometimes see it on Friends underneath the makeup on J.A.'s face. she and BP went to skin clinic together to have their skin worked on...to little avail...Same with Cameron Diaz...she's really scarred...pockmarked.
And Madonna, although she's my favorite in the world, she's kind of wrinkly and saggy (face)...

Posted by: Three Layer Cake | Feb 10, 2006 12:08:06 PM

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