Butter Boy

From the website:

The mess-free way to butter your corn!

Easy-to-grip Butter Boy holds butter inside and has rounded edges that conform to an ear of corn — no more butter sliding off a knife!

This clever tool makes it quick and easy to butter corn-on-the-cob.

When you're done just put the lid on and store Butter Boy in the fridge.

Fits a standard stick of butter cut in half.

Durable, dishwasher-safe plastic.

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$7.95 (butter not included).

Full disclosure: I actually find the Butter Boy absurd.

The reason it's gained pride of place in bookofjoe is because of its eye candy color.

At least, it's eye candy to me.

But then — consider

the source.

In a nod to political correctness I'm bringing you Butter Girl (below),

available here for $7.99.