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May 10, 2006
Flash Tape — 'Dress like a movie star'
No more
"gap-osis."
From the website:
- Body & Clothing Tape
Close gaps between buttons, keep bra straps and low necklines in place, repair ripped hems and more!
Body and Clothing Tape creates an invisible fix instantly!
Safe for use on any fabric, it won't leave a sticky residue or damage fabric like pins.
Simply peel and stick.
30-foot roll.
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Huh.
Shouldn't it be called "No-Flash Tape?"
May 10, 2006 at 11:01 AM | Permalink
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"Squeeze those puppies together, tape them down in that position - and all three of you are good to go."
Awww Shawn, you bring back a lot of good memories.
I remember a time when I wasn't such a troll and had an attractive girlfriend that never felt adequate dispite the fact that at the time she was paying the bills through her looks. For some reason, if she knew she was going to be around those of her kind, it required getting all taped up in a customized goldbergesque scheme that no wonderbra could touch. Personally, I could care less about cleavage as it has never been a fetish of mine but I did enjoy the process immensely -- even the time she wigged out and decided to use some of my gaffers tape I had lying around after commenting on its holding properties. Just because it pulls off stage floors cleanly, don't expect it to do the same on skin. Not to even talk about the chemical burn.
Taping not good.
I've always been amazed at what women are willing to do to their bodies. Us men are happy enough to pull the cleanest pair of dirty jeans from the pile and we are as good as we will ever get.
Posted by: clifyt | May 10, 2006 11:33:10 PM
Hmmmmmm Will Wonders Ever Cease!
And I was only going to use it to fix my pant hems!
Posted by: mattp9 | May 10, 2006 11:29:23 PM
It can be used for the forces of good or evil. (Which is which in this case will be a personal decision.)
Notice it says that the tape sticks to skin also. It is often used in Hollywood to create the cleavage needed to fill those dresses out up top. Squeeze those puppies together, tape them down in that position - and all three of you are good to go.
And the tape is probably much more useful in that department than in getting rid of gap-osis. (It's a tenet of modern physics. Mass is a form of energy. That mass is going somewhere - taping might be a temporary fix, but that's it. Just grin and bear it and get a bigger size, for goodness sake.)
Posted by: Shawn Lea | May 10, 2006 9:45:20 PM
WOOOOOQ? How'd that "Q" get there? Not wearing my glasses. Excuses, excuses.
Posted by: Flutist | May 10, 2006 12:38:45 PM
Does anyone under the age of, say, forty, care much about gap-osis? The teenaged girls, anyway, that I see are trying really hard to ACHIEVE gap-osis, looks like.
Back in the iron age when I was in high school, before the internet and all it provides, if a girl (cute or not so cute; it didn't matter) showed up with gap-osis or some undergarment showing somewhere, it would send the boys into a frenzy of trying to get a peek at a portion of actual real BRA! WOOOOOO! And if it was anything other than white, it was DOUBLE WOOOOOQ! (Only sluts wore colors. Everybody knew that, somehow.)
Posted by: Flutist | May 10, 2006 12:33:51 PM
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