Ultimate Ice Scraper Mitt — Episode 2: Microwaves Strike Back

Last year, on December 31, 2005, I presented what I honestly did believe, at that time, was the "Ultimate Ice Scraper Mitt."

I so titled that post.

Well, guess what?

I was wrong.

So what's new? you ask.

My face forms a mild rictus as I consider your question.

But I digress.

Without further ado, then, the second coming of the "Ultimate Ice Scraper Mitt."

From the website:

BareMitt™ Microwaveable Windshield Defrosting Mitt

Not just a scraper, it’s an ice melter!

Just pop the amazing BareMitt™ scraper glove [above] into the microwave for 60–90 seconds and it’s ready to go!

Patented polymer palm-pad melts through the ice as you rub; built-in scraper clears it away.

Tough Cordura-nylon shell with polyfleece lining keeps your hand warm; elasticized, gauntlet-style wristband keeps ice out.

One size fits all.

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No — just because this tricked-out version hadn't yet been invented last December 31 is no excuse for the earlier post's claim.

It's expected that not only will I feature the new and the weird but also anticipate what's coming in the future.

You pay a lot for your "All-Areas/Backstage" access here and you're entitled to your money's worth.

As always, my no-questions-asked, money-back guarantee applies: if you feel bookofjoe has not lived up to your expectations, simply let me know and I will cheerfully refund every penny of your subscription fee from day one.

$17.99 (microwave oven not included).