Bill Belichick Press Conference — How do you define pain?

I don't know who's in more of it: me watching Belichick wince and grimace and give delayed, terse one- or two-word monotone answers to every single question or Belichick himself, in his signature homeless person grey hoodie, fidgeting and wishing he were anywhere but in front of the press and TV cameras during his required appearances before the media, shown on the wonderful NFL network daily.

What a contrast to the wonderfully wry, funny and expressive Bill Parcells who, asked by a reporter if he was going to pull anything out of his bag of tricks for an upcoming game replied, "What bag of tricks? I don't have one. Do you have one? Can I use yours?"

Ha.