Yacht Dogs Yacht Club — "A 'for dogs only' yacht club"

That's right — even if you're Donald Trump you can't join this club.

If you're Donald Trump's dog and you can handle being on board his boat, that's another kettle of fish.

As it were.

That's one salty dog.

You'll probably want to pick up a copy of Diana Jessie's book, "Cruising With Your Four-Footed Friends: The Basics of Boat Travel With Your Cat or Dog," while you're at it.

Finally, there's a personal website — www.sailcharbonneau.com — packed with answers to important questions about pets on boats, such as "What about 'Dog Overboard' procedures?"

[via Victor Mallet's "Pursuits" column in the December 23/24, 2006 Financial Times]