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January 8, 2007

Chest Wrinkle Inhibitor


This is one of those problems I hadn't realized existed until I read about it.

From the website:

    Chest Wrinkle Inhibitor

    Helps to smooth existing chest wrinkles and discourage new ones

    This adhesive pad inhibits wrinkles caused by side sleeping.

    Sleeping on your side can cause chest wrinkles — a sign of aging that you don't want!

    This simple solution helps to smooth existing lines and discourage new ones without chemicals or expensive treatments.

    Smooth skin with hands, then press the adhesive-backed pad into place.

    The padded design ensures comfort while you sleep and the medical-grade adhesive removes easily in the morning.





Frankly, I'm gobsmacked.


January 8, 2007 at 05:01 PM | Permalink


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This is just too much... Happy you shared this piece of information - who could ever think of living happily without it...?

Posted by: Sagan om Livet | Apr 9, 2007 6:06:35 PM

and I thought women wanted cleavage and guys self defining pecs.

Posted by: chuck | Jan 9, 2007 10:45:20 PM

Chest wrinkles! Oh, what a giveaway! I guess people would never be able to tell there's any aging going on by the ear hair, bird-nest eyebrows, knobby witch fingers, fold-over ankles, denture-click and ear trumpet.

And, if anyone with a cat could bribe it to sleep on their chest, they could save their thirty bucks.

Posted by: Flautist | Jan 8, 2007 11:01:58 PM

Omigod. This is a new one.

Posted by: Joan | Jan 8, 2007 8:14:01 PM

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