HydraCoach Intelligent Interactive Water Bottle — 'It thinks while you drink'

Hey, I'm all for so-called "distributed intelligence" but this may be a sip too far.

From the website:

HydraCoach Intelligent Water Bottle

Features:

• Sip Tracker — displays the amount and percentage of fluid consumed relative to your Personal Hydration Goal

• Personal hydration calculator — automatically calculates a recommended daily Personal Hydration Goal

• Time Tracker — displays the amount of time elapsed for the day to reinforce proper pacing

• Average consumption — displays the average amount of fluid consumed per hour

• Drink monitor — monitors the total amount of fluid consumed through the day

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This is all very well from the point of view of I (Intake) but what about O (Output)?

Who's tracking that?

I'm so glad you asked.

As you read these words, over a dozen of the finest minds in my super-secret research facility in Hyderabad are putting the finishing touches on the UroCoach™.

Details to follow — as they say — real soon now.

But I digress.

The HydraCoach is available in Blue (top), Orange or Smoke.

$30.