My big fat organized sock drawer

All of this can be yours for $12.99.

But wait — there's less!

Huh?

That's not how it's supposed to go, joe....

Doh.

Pantyhose, socks and the drawer itself not included.

Well?

Which way's it gonna be?

I've got plenty of time, don't make any rash decisions....

Maybe you'd have a better idea about what this nifty invention could do to improve your life if you read the website description:

Sock Drawer Organizer

When your sock drawer is organized, it's easier to find a matching pair

Find the socks or hosiery you need quickly and efficiently, without having to rummage through messy drawers.

Sturdy plastic organizer strips interlock in seconds to arrange socks (in matching pairs!), pantyhose and other accessories so they're easily found within the thirty-two 4-1/4" x 4-1/2" compartments.

18-1/2" x 14-1/4" x 2-3/4" tall assembled; can be compressed or cut to fit smaller drawers.

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I have it on good authority that the Geek Squad™ will come to your abode to help you set up your organizer should you encounter difficulty.

One last thing, for what it's worth (still reading, eh? Some people can't get enough... but I digress) — I have just adopted "When your sock drawer is organized, it's easier to find a matching pair" as my official bookofjoe 2007 mantra™.

Say it soft, and it's almost like praying....