Crayola Pen — Unleash your inner child

Finally.

From the website:

Red Crayola® Crayon Pen

Bring your inner child to work with this Crayola Crayon Pen, a 5"-long ballpoint pen designed to look just like your old coloring buddy!

Carrying the weight and feel of an executive pen, it writes in bold blue ink for all your important documents.

With 6.5"-long wood case that doubles as a handy pen holder.

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"All your important documents," huh?

From now on, I'm using this pen for all bookofjoe-related business deals and suchlike.

$16.98.