Water Saddle — WWAS?*

That's different: tell us more.

Okay.

From the website:

Pool Water Saddle

Submerging more of the body under water than an ordinary pool float, this water saddle offers an unbeatable way to beat the heat on a hot summer day.

Made of closed cell foam that’s virtually unsinkable, it resists mold, mildew, chlorine and harmful UV rays.

Its unique design allows you to sit upright, floating effortlessly — without treading water.

The color goes all the way through, too — it won’t chip, crack, or peel off.

32”W x 15-1/2"D.

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Hey, I'm no marketer, just a brain-dead anesthesiologist who's breathed a few too many molecules of unscavenged O.R. gas, but even I can see that the goof in the picture up top — sitting on his Pool Water Saddle trying his best pickup lines on the blond babe below —

doesn't have a chance as long it appears to her (and us) that he's wearing an inflatable diaper.

Trust me when I say that she's not laughing at his jokes.

Blue or Yellow (you will kindly ignore the teasingly unavailable purple iteration shown below).

$29.99.

*What would Archimedes say?

Hint: it's got six letters four of which are vowels.

Yes — I'm aware that Archimedes, speaking Greek as was his wont, would've said "heureka."

Gimme a break.