SanDisk Sansa Express 1GB MP3 Player

But wait — there's more!

• 3.1" x 1.0" x 0.65" (a 5-stick pack of gum is 3.0" x 0.81" x 0.43")

• World's first "direct connect" USB MP3 player with microSD slot

• Plays MP3, WMA, Protected WMA, WAV & Audible files

• FM tuner/record functions built-in

• Voice recorder

• OLED display

All that's the good news.

The bad news: PC only — Mac folk like me can go cry in their Diet Coke Plus.

Pink or Black — $49.99.