Interactive Cheeseburger — 'Baby's first junk food!'

This could be the scariest item of the year.

From the website:

Interactive Cheeseburger

This Interactive Cheeseburger plush plaything is 100% fat-free — but full of fun!

Activity cheeseburger teaches building skills and stimulates baby with textures, crinkle, squeaker, rattle, button, and Velcro®!

5" tall.

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A how-to book entitled "The Interactive Cheeseburger Diet," complete with Interactive Cheeseburger and a detailed, meal-by-meal plan describing how to deploy it, should be a slam dunk.

Named Official Cheeseburger of the Muppets.

$10.98.