Pie Ejector

No more failure to launch once you add this puppy to your batterie de cuisine.

Years of work out back in the skunk works finally pay off with this singular creation.

From the website:

Pie Slice Ejector

Pie Slice Ejector assures perfect "landings" every time!

Stainless steel utensil is especially good at serving up neat slices of "difficult" pies like cream, custard and meringue varieties.

Fruit pies and all your other favorites are a snap to serve too, thanks to the unique sliding feature of the handle that gently glides slices onto plates
without mess or fuss.

Dishwasher-safe.

10"L.

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I've encountered plenty of difficult people in my life (yo, joe — did you break your mirror?) but this is the first I've heard of "difficult pies."

Flautist?

Bueller?

Clif?

Anyone?

$5.98.

You say you want a pie with yours?

Don't push me.