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July 18, 2007

Smoker's Bib


Yeah, yeah, you know it's bad for you but you just can't quit.

Okay then, here's a useful addition to your armamentarium.

From the website:

    Smoker's Bib

    Stop fumbled lit cigarettes and dropped lit ashes from burning holes in clothing.

    Flame-retardant apron stretches across a chair's armrests to prevent hot cigarette ends from falling onto clothing or between you and the chair.

    Lightweight, machine-washable fabric meets NFPA 701 flame-retardant requirements.

    30" x 34".


$39.98 (cigarettes not included — roll your own.).

July 18, 2007 at 09:01 AM | Permalink


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I've tried not commenting on this a few times and had been successful, but MAH GARWD PEEPLE!!!

Is this a hillbilly dream come true? Am I going to see kinfolk runnin' all over Indiana with them's smokan' bibses? Redneck haute couture? Can we get these in camo, bubba? Hunter Oranjuh. I'm a bit, scared. The model looks like she is going to run after me, strike that, waddle after, and eat me...jus' as soons as she finish hah loosie * (oh wait, I am mixing my demeaning parlances...)


Posted by: clifyt | Jul 19, 2007 8:56:13 AM

Agreed. How comforting to know I can now pass out smoking without fear of ruining my house dress. Of course, God help me if it rolls off my belly to the ground, igniting the trash at my feet. eeaaaaaa

Posted by: tamra | Jul 19, 2007 4:01:27 AM

Pardon my freelance armchair extrapolation, but that...just...somehow looks like trouble in paradise, or something...

Posted by: Flautist | Jul 18, 2007 10:25:35 PM

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