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August 13, 2007

Official Finger Guard of bookofjoe


Things getting that bad, joe, that you've got to reach this far?

No — not yet, anyway.

Rather, this is Episode 2 of the Finger Guard saga, a follow-up to the generic stainless steel iteration introduced back on September 22, 2005 in Episode 1.

From the new version's website:

    Finger Guard

    Fits on most fingers and adds an extra layer of safety when rapidly slicing.

    Special construction is comfortable to wear and bends with your natural finger movement.


Bonus: in the intervening two years, not only did the folks out back in the skunk works create this bespoke version, they also managed to bring it in for 40% less — instead of $14.95, the 2007 model pictured up top will set you back a mere $9.99.

Wait a minute... what's that music I'm hearing in the background?

Oh, okay — it's just Flautist, endlessly chanting, "I am the very model of a modern kitchen general."

Or something remarkably close to it.

August 13, 2007 at 09:01 AM | Permalink


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You know after almost knocking off the tip of my index finger a couple months ago (I actually superglued the end back down and then bandaged it up...practically no scar) -- I might either need to pick one of these up, or learn that the bourbon is only there for the carmalization of said onions whilst cooking.

Posted by: clifyt | Aug 13, 2007 10:34:37 AM

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