Bizarro World GQ Cover?

Look at the photo above.

What do you see?

Bill Belichick's signature street person look sweatshirt — your choice of crew neck or hoodie — is the top selling item in the New England Patriots store, ahead of even Tom Brady's jersey.

The NFL, which markets official team gear, so far has refused to offer the sweatshirt in the coach's preferred truncated sleeve iteration, saying that fans should do as he does and cut off the sleeves themselves.

No, the picture below

is not — to the best of my knowledge, anyway — the result of a Photoshop intervention.

Hey, kickoff for today's much ballyhooed "Super Bowl preview" between New England and Dallas is only two hours and fourteen minutes away — I'd better get caught up 'cause once it starts, I'll be in my game face/"I hear you knocking but you can't come in" mode until the final whistle sounds.