Best Pacifier Ever?

I mean, sure, the joke's on baby but it's not as if her or his self-esteem is gonna be permanently damaged.

Is it?

Besides, it'll do double duty for trick-or-treating once the kid learns to walk.

From the website:

Set of 2 Baby Pacifiers

Let baby provide the entertainment while enjoying the calming comfort provided by this pair of wacky pacifiers.

You won't be able to stop laughing as your favorite little one enthusiastically sucks on each of these special pacifiers — My Two Front Teeth [top] and Li'l Piglet.

Safe and easy to clean, each is crafted of non-toxic materials.

$9.99.