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November 24, 2007

Über Macho Chest Rug


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Über Macho Chest Rug

Nothing turns chicks on more than a man with some hair on his chest.

There is nothing like a little hair poking out of a buttondown shirt and some cheap cologne applied waaaay too heavily to make a girl weak in the knees.

But why should men with naturally hairy chests have the advantage and reap all the benefits?


It's not your fault you were born without the ability to grow a manly patch of chest hair.

Now you too can be the macho man you always dreamed of with this synthetic chest hair.

Simple apply to chest with the three adhesive strips on its back and watch the ladies go crazy.

Dial up the manly factor with this suave chest hair piece that'll make the ladies look twice!

Chest patch is about 10" x 8" of pure man.



$7.95 (one size fits all).

Gold necklace accessory strongly recommended.

In fact, I'm amazed they're not offering a package deal.

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For some historical perspective, check out merkins. I guess this is the modern male version, though I'm guessing lice treatment isn't involved in most cases.

Posted by: Mark | Nov 25, 2007 1:03:33 PM

Sadly, I wish I needed something like this. But over the last 5 years, my hair has slowly migrated to my chest and back...and if that wasn't enough, I'm starting to look like I have hobbit feet.

You know what they say, don't wish for something because it might just happen.

No to return to the yellow pages to find a doctor willing to take toe fur and implant it in the rapidly expanding hairless part of my scalp.

Posted by: clifyt | Nov 24, 2007 1:33:49 PM

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