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December 20, 2007

Black Toilet Paper — American-Style

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Yeah, yeah, we know all about Spain's hot-selling Renova Black (€7.51 for three rolls).

But if you're in the U.S. you end up paying a huge premium 'cause it's imported.

My crack research team is proud to bring you a domestically-marketed version.

2rtiygiky

$18.95 for three rolls.

December 20, 2007 at 01:01 PM | Permalink


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Wow! I used to play in a band called "Exotic Unguents", oh the memories.

Posted by: Coax | Jan 3, 2008 9:59:40 PM

oh my gosh, this is the perfect birthday gift for my friend in Lakewood.

Posted by: ginny | Jan 2, 2008 8:04:06 PM

hahah "crack" staff...

Posted by: rob | Dec 21, 2007 4:49:40 AM

HAH!
Not a classy enough broad, eh?
HAH!
I knew that anyway, all the time! It was just a test.

And anyhow, King Tut, maybe if you were to ease up a little on the goldier-than-thou leaf, the ultra-sensitive tush wouldn't get so chafed and in need of all those exotic unguents.
HAH!

Posted by: Flautist | Dec 20, 2007 7:59:30 PM

Flooter --

You put the gold leaf on AFTER. Obviously, you are not a classy enough broad or you'd already know this.

Me? I just need to know if this comes presoaked in Aloe and other essential moisturizers, because I have a sensitive tushie.

Posted by: clifyt | Dec 20, 2007 3:59:13 PM

No Swarovski crystals, no gold leaf, no USB ports?
Jeez, how primitive can you get? Might as well go back to using the already dirty drawers. I mean, they're going to get washed anyway, right?

Right?

Posted by: Flautist | Dec 20, 2007 3:16:17 PM

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