« Spoon Bowl | Home | Basketball Hat »
December 15, 2007
bookofjoe MoneyMaker™: Bizarro World GPS Receiver
It came to me in a flash just now.
The device will consist of a typical portable GPS enclosure and screen with audio capability: when you press the (only) button it says, "You're lost."
Simultaneously a frowny face appears.
Consider the advantages over currently available devices:
• Instant function — no wait for satellite location/triangulation
• 100% accurate (in a philosophical sense, at least)
• Works anywhere in the world — indoors and out
Why pay hundreds of dollars when my version can provide a parallel dis-located world for chump change?
December 15, 2007 at 04:01 PM | Permalink
TrackBack
TrackBack URL for this entry:
https://www.typepad.com/services/trackback/6a00d8341c5dea53ef00e54f9572968833
Listed below are links to weblogs that reference bookofjoe MoneyMaker™: Bizarro World GPS Receiver:
Comments
I would pay for that! The only time I have ever even thought of using Google Maps on my phone was when I was lost enough it might not have helped anyway. And those times I do what I always do - pick a direction and walk until something looks right.
So a GPS that just told me I was lost? LIFE AFFIRMING, sir.
Posted by: Adam P Knave | Dec 15, 2007 6:11:52 PM
The comments to this entry are closed.
