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December 20, 2007

Sqwiggler: Powered Tingler

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I guess the people who created the Tingler, featured here on December 12, 2007, figured if it works for Gillette, it could work for them too.

From the website:

    Sqwiggler®

    Do you ever wish you had a friend with long nails to massage your scalp and head?

    Doesn't that feel good?

    Wish no more, the Sqwiggler® is here!

    The Sqwiggler is the ultimate motorized head massager.

    "Takes the work out of massage, no technique or experience needed. Take it everywhere. Anyone with a head needs one!"

    The people who brought you the Tingler have gone and done it again!

    Imagine 10 long fingernails gently melting your stress.

    Now add batteries for the most exhilarating, thrilling, and rejuvenating head massage ever!

    This handheld treasure gently stimulates millions of nerve endings on the scalp as well as acupressure points.

    The Sqwiggler feels so good you'll get goosebumps from head to toe!

    The Sqwiggler is a motorized massager with copper fingers.

    Turn on the motor for a thrilling sensation or use without for a more gentle massage.

    Got stress?

    Did you know that many doctors say 90% of all illnesses are stress-related?

    We guarantee instant stress relief and happiness or your money back!


    Features:

    • Motorized — no technique needed — feel good effortlessly

    • Gently stimulates millions of nerve endings on the scalp

    • Instant stress relief is soon to be yours

    • Create goosebumps from head to toe

    • AA Batteries included


    Directions:

    1. This handheld treasure gently stimulates millions of nerve endings on the scalp, as well as acupressure points that create goosebumps from head to toe.

    2. The Sqwiggler is a motorized massager with copper fingers. You can turn the motor on for a thrilling sensation or use without the motor for a more gentle massage.

    3. This is where the excitement begins. Spread the fingers like the picture on the package illustration. Put the batteries in. Push the yellow button in and the power is on.

    4. Ideally find a friend to "Sqwiggle" you. Place it on your head, lower it gently. Watch out for eyes. Play with it. Experiment. Twist it, up, down, slow, fast — just graze the scalp lightly for maximum goosebumps or tighten the fingers for a deep massage.

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$29.95.

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