« Splashup — 'Desktop image editing power in a web browser, going where you go' | Home | 'We tested this site and didn't find any significant problems.' — McAfee SiteAdvisor »

January 20, 2008

Seiler Limited Edition Suspension Grand Piano


Only four exist.

Apply within.

January 20, 2008 at 01:01 PM | Permalink


TrackBack URL for this entry:

Listed below are links to weblogs that reference Seiler Limited Edition Suspension Grand Piano:


Was there a competition for Planet's Ugliest Piano Ever that I missed?

Posted by: IB | Jan 22, 2008 7:23:01 AM

Jee-zuss. I'd say four in existence is four too many. And, you know, if you back off from it and fuzz your vision out a little, it looks like some kind of really hi-tech razor, suspended from a tower crane or something.

Actually, a piano 95% similar in appearance appeared in a dream I had just a few nights ago... In actual life there's this terrible, horrific break-up I've been going through, and in the dream I was laying around on top of a grand piano, singing some cynical Kurt Weill song to this as*h*le, a la Marlene Dietrich (although, it was one of those realistic dreams, and, it being me, was way more like a 5'10" version of Jennifer Saunders' "Eddy" character from Absolutely Fabulous heaving herself around up there than a spindly Marlene Dietrich), and the piano started out as a nine and a half foot Bosendorfer Imperial concert grand and morphed into that thing, at which point I screamed and jumped off. Anyway, it was awful.

Posted by: Flautist | Jan 21, 2008 7:46:19 PM

Cripes this thing is ugly...looks like it would play for s**t as well. I've seen some pretty ugly modern pianos that actually played well, but this looks like it was designed for some pomo loft to be hung between artworks so that you can impress your future boyfriend with the fact that your utter lack of taste is inversely proportional to your checkbook.

Makes my 100 year old grand that is in major need of repair look great...

Posted by: clifyt | Jan 20, 2008 2:15:31 PM

The comments to this entry are closed.