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April 10, 2008

Mole Chaser Windmill


Quite possibly my favorite item so far this year.

Yo, joe — are your eyes closed?


'Cause you must be dreaming if you believe what follows, from the website:

    Mole Chaser™ Windmill

    A windmill can chase pesky moles out of your yard!

    The Mole Chaser Windmill takes even a gentle breeze and creates underground vibrations so intolerable, moles quickly vacate your premises, helping prevent future lawn and garden damage.

    Ball bearings in the hub let the blades turn smoothly, but the rattle inside the shaft creates a merciless vibration underground for about 100' in diameter, "encouraging" unwelcome moles and other small rodents to flee.

    Rustproof zinc-plated steel with hardware and instructions.

    Requires 4'-6' of 1/2" rigid conduit pipe (not included).


What, you don't have "4'-6' of rigid conduit pipe" handy?

What's wrong with you?


On a related note, I wonder how a PowerPlate hooked up to a long extension cord and placed in the middle of your backyard might work as a mole chaser.

I mean, you could do your workout and solve your mole problem at the same time — now that's what I call multitasking.

Just a thought....

Hey, wait a minute — what's that music I'm hearing?

April 10, 2008 at 09:01 AM | Permalink


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My dad has a few of those at his place in rural Scotland. He says it works well and is an enjoyable sight when it's spinning.

Posted by: Jonathan | Apr 13, 2008 7:51:35 AM

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