Shoeshine Wall Bracket

From the website:

Shoeshine Wall Bracket

Our Shoeshine Wall Bracket elevates shoes and frees hands for an easy, professional shine — with no mess.

Simply screw mounting base onto wall at desired height.

Lightweight aluminum bracket slides into base and removes when finished.

Bracket adjusts for men's or women's shoes to size 13.

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$21.95 (shoe not included. Prolly the wrong size, anyway. Besides, even if it fits you're still one shoe short, what?).