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July 2, 2008

Notes on the U.S. Olympic Trials

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1) The new Speedo LZR swimsuits (above and below) may be superfast but they're also super ugly โ€” dull grey and black with crazy duct tape-like stripes running helter skelter in every direction. Let's hope the Olympics iteration is tarted up and far more eye candy-ish.

2) Why is it that seemingly every swimming race is a potential world record breaker? Are the new suits that fast? Are the records that soft? I just don't get it.

3) In the past we've heard about how "fast" a pool was when world records fell by the handful. Then how is it that the pool in Omaha, erected in two weeks inside the Qwest arena and scheduled to be dismantled after the trials and moved across the country to a permanent location, is the scene of WR after WR? How can a great pool be thrown up and taken down that easily? Is the party line about fast pools just another urban legend?

4) Why is it that there is so little Olympic Trials programming on TV? An hour of swimming and an hour of track and field max daily just doesn't cut it for me. What with hundreds of channels on both satellite and cable, you'd think one or two could be devoted to just the trials so that sports junkies like me could watch to our hearts' content.

Yeah, the announcers are always telling us to log on to NBCOlympics.com for more coverage but it isn't nearly the same on a computer screen as on a giant flatscreen HDTV.

Maybe in 2012 they'll figure it out, and stream everything to any screen we like, whether it be our iPhone Gen X or our home holographic 3DTV.

5) The track and field announcing and camera work is sensational, tons of up close slo-mo and knowledgeable commentators and analysts. Swimming is horrible, with boring commentary and terrible video, mostly a big camera looking down from the middle of the pool and following all the swimmers back and forth.

What happened to those cameras that move along with the swimmers along the pool, bringing them right into our faces larger than life?

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Maybe by Beijing NBC'll figure it out.

July 2, 2008 at 10:01 AM | Permalink


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How long it takes a pool to be put up is not an indication of whether it will be 'fast' or not. Here : http://artemis.crosslink.net/~cherylw/sydneypool.htm is the breakdown of what (logically) makes a pool fast. The one about shallow pools is definitely spot on (easy to tell this - find a 50 m pool with high diving at one end, you'll find it takes considerably more effort to make it across the deep end than the rest of the pool.

One can actually tell when one is in a fast pool or not in competitive swimming. You just seem to move along smoother without as much effort.

With regards to the suits - if you watch past competitive events you'll see that the ones wearing the suits weren't consistently the winners. Not sure about recently as I haven't been following swimming (or any sport) like I used to.

Posted by: TT | Jul 3, 2008 11:37:20 AM

Ooooh, Milena, you so bad.
I like it.

Posted by: Flautist | Jul 2, 2008 4:52:21 PM

Flautist, now you have me thinking... naked men's soccer, especially during the penalty shots and naked wrestling but not naked Sumo wrestling. Definitely not Sumo. And how about the men's diving competition? I love it when it...I mean when THEY soar... The possibilities are too breath- defying to contemplate. Oh, I was forgetting the weightlifting competition hmmm... I wonder... Inner movie running rampant here. I'll stop while this is still PG.

Posted by: Milena | Jul 2, 2008 4:46:43 PM

There's a USA version of that suit too... a little less ugly?

Posted by: Saraj | Jul 2, 2008 1:01:53 PM

I'd watch naked swimming. And naked pole vaulting. Naked (guy's) gymnastics...woo hooo! But mostly I want a naked All-Star Game.

Posted by: Flautist | Jul 2, 2008 11:34:09 AM

Are technologically advanced swim suits akin to performance enhancing drugs? Certainly no medal contender can afford to be without them.

Perhaps they should be outlawed, but how? Who will set the standard? Maybe the solution is to purify the sport and eliminate all material based advantages by eliminating the material itself?

Tell me the TV ratings and advertising revenue wouldn't soar on the 4 x 100 naked medley...

Posted by: Tim | Jul 2, 2008 11:21:51 AM

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