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September 9, 2008

'Burglar whacks man with sausage'


But wait, there's more.

"Burglar wakes men with spice rub."

It all happened early last Saturday morning in central California.

You could look it up.

"Dog eats sausage used as weapon by burglar."

Gonna be hard to lift prints, what?

Here's the full scoop from Sunday's Fresno Bee story.

    Burglar wakes men with spice rub, sausage attack

    Fresno County authorities have arrested a man they say broke into the home of two farmworkers, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

    Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez of Fresno was found hiding in a nearby field wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks.

    Burrimond said Vasquez was arrested after deputies found a wallet containing his ID at the ransacked house just east of Fresno.

    The victims told deputies they awoke Saturday morning to the stranger applying spices to one of them and striking the other with an 8-inch sausage.

    Burrimond said money allegedly stolen in the burglary was recovered. The sausage was tossed away by the fleeing suspect and eaten by a dog.

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A spice rub and a sausage -(ahem)- whacking -- lots of people would've paid the guy to do that, he didn't have to allegedly take their alleged money. If he'd throw in an aura-reading and some Rolfing he could probably get rich. Hmm, I wonder if he brought his own groceries, or used theirs...

I can has sausage now?

Posted by: Flautist | Sep 9, 2008 5:10:40 PM

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