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November 19, 2008

Inflatable Fruitcake — 'Same taste, less filling'



Just the thing for those on your gift list who have nut allergies.

From the website:

    Inflatable Fruitcake

    It’s festive, it’s traditional and it’s inedible — just like the real thing.

    Each vinyl fruitcake comes deflated with a 9-1/2" x 5-1/2" envelope and a decorative sticker, making it easy to send one to all of your friends and family!

    When inflated, this icon of old-fashioned baked goods is 8-1/2" x 5" x 4-1/2" and makes a great centerpiece for the holiday dinner table.

    Go to Inflatablefruitcake.com to send an Inflatable Fruitcake in a decorative holiday envelope directly to your loved ones with your gift message.

    Your holiday shopping couldn't get any easier!


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Why not just a whole inflatable holiday spread -- blow-up turkey ("Blowed up good, blowed up REAL good!", ha ha), ham, veggies, punkin' pie, inflatable dirty dishes for the sink -- hell, inflatable guests, too (or just put some clothes on the ones you got, hyuh, hyuh), and don't forget an assortment of blow-up annoying children and overstuffed to near-comatose cats & dogs. If you're got serious lung capacity, maybe some inflatable vehicles to scatter around in your front yard.

Sounds good to me. I'll just be under the electric blankie reading all day.

Posted by: Flautcake | Nov 20, 2008 9:49:43 PM

Inflatable Fruitcake, seems very delicious, very interesting too.

Posted by: inflatable | Nov 20, 2008 8:57:52 PM

Just let me whip up a batch of unsafe Egg Nog, and let's have a merry old time.

Posted by: Rocketboy | Nov 20, 2008 6:00:59 PM

In North America, you gotta buy your fruitcake from Monks. Most monasteries sell them. (The best booze comes from Monks, too!)

Over here in Europe, your best best is Central or Eastern Europe. Happily, though, you can buy darn good fruitcake from Waitrose!

Ah, fruitcake, Glogg, Bristol Cream Sherry, Christmas teas ... 'tis the season.

Posted by: Andrew White | Nov 20, 2008 5:15:10 AM

Oh yes, to be sure -- any little buzz-like feeling is from the baked-in bourbon, rum & brandy.
Definitely not your basic doorstop, this fruitcake.

Posted by: Flautist | Nov 19, 2008 2:38:40 PM

The Rocket is right:


And, it will give you a tiny little buzz.

Posted by: Flautist | Nov 19, 2008 1:40:46 PM

"It’s festive, it’s traditional and it’s inedible — just like the real thing."


A quality fruitcake is quite a delectable treat.

Posted by: Rocketboy | Nov 19, 2008 12:19:48 PM

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