Squirrel Underpants

I thought the Skid Mark Brief Safe was just awful but here I've gone and hit a new low.

From the website:

Squirrel Underpants

Squirrel Underpants are real!

They started as an April Fools joke, but the reaction to them was so strong we decided to actually make them.

Are you sick and tired of squirrels running naked in the trees around your house?

Have you had to hide your children’s eyes when a tiny furry streaker crosses the sidewalk in front of you?

We’ve got the answer: Squirrel Underpants!

Each pair of tiny briefs has a 3" waist and is made of 100% cotton.

Also good for hamsters, frogs and gerbils.

$6.50.