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December 25, 2008

Batukaru Temple Warning Sign


Those who drafted the guidelines pictured above for prospective visitors to Batukaru Temple — one of the six main temples of Hindu Bali — believe their reasons for the various restrictions are every bit as logical as your reasons for doing whatever it is that you do every day of your life.

Step back, close your eyes and feel the trade winds.

December 25, 2008 at 10:01 AM | Permalink


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Posted by: Flautist | Dec 26, 2008 10:41:08 PM

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