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December 16, 2008

There's no place like doormat


"Another way to say: 10 print Home: 20 print Sweet: 30 goto 10."

If that makes no sense to you well hey — join the TechnoDolt™ club.

There's plenty of room here at the bottom.

From the website:

There's no place like Door/Floor mat

Feeling the need to get away?

Tired of people stepping all over you?

Well, take your frustrations out by stepping all over these choice door/floor mats.

Adorned with the peculiar "There's no place like" phrase, consider them your own personal wormholes to a place where users invented clue and upper management gets outsourced.

Just step on 'em, click heels twice, and off you go!

Perfect for both outdoor home and indoor office use alike, so that makes them extra tastylicious!

Includes one polypropylene surface/vinyl-backed entrance mat with the phrase 'There's No Place Like' with raised printing front and center.

Dimensions: 2' x 3'.

Extremely hardy!


This floor/door mat is a densely needle punched polypropylene carpet mat that combines durability with attractive appearance.

The high/low surface pattern promotes aggressive cleaning action while its rugged vinyl backing provides skid-resistant traction.

A great mat for stopping dirt and moisture at the door and promoting cleaner, safer interior floors.

Ideal for use indoors or outside and built to handle heavy traffic.

Easy to keep clean by sweeping, vacuuming or spraying with an ordinary garden hose.

Magical wormhole transporting enzymes not included.



December 16, 2008 at 11:01 AM | Permalink


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I actually own this--it's in front of the door right now. :)

Posted by: Waldo Jaquith | Dec 16, 2008 10:13:01 PM

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