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December 3, 2008

War Hammer Back Hair Shaver — 'Manscaping since 2003'

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Wrote Dave Barry, "This product comes with detailed instructions for use, as well as this Safety Note: 'Wear thick pants, shorts, or a thick towel and eye protection when using this product.'"

From the War Hammer website:

    War Hammer™

    Let's face it: back hair on a man isn't attractive — it's the equivalent of a woman with hairy legs.

    But for men there is no easy way to rid yourself of back hair — until now.

    The Razorba® [ray-zor-buh] is the convenient do-it-yourself painless embarrassment-free solution to back hair.

    Far better than laser hair removal, back waxing, and hair removal creams.

    The patented Back Hair Shaver™, ergonomically-designed and tested by men with back hair, holds your favorite razor.

    It solves the problem of back hair by letting you shave at your convenience any time you need to.

    To use, simply insert a razor into the Razorba, apply shaving cream and shave.

    It's quick and easy to insert or remove any standard razor.


    Features:

    • Fast, convenient back hair shaving

    • No embarrassment

    • Do it yourself

    • No pain


    Not available in stores — sold direct from the inventor to you.

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$69.95.

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That particular selling point -- "letting you shave at your convenience any time you need to" -- kind of amuses me. I guess the point they're trying to make is that you won't be at the mercy of the depilating salon's appointment availability. Understood. But does that really "solve the problem of back hair"? If you have all your hair removals done lunch time Wednesdays and Fridays for all eternity don't you still have the problem of back hair? You can go home and shave your back church-pew smooth every night of your life and you STILL have the problem of back hair. You can wax and electrolysize and there will still be the several stiff, recalcitrant, unsightly & unfeelly, unwilling-to-be-declared-root-dead, girlfriend-repelling bristles over a not unconsiderable expanse of back. I've seen it. Unfortunately. Just doing stuff at your convenience doesn't vanquish the nemesis, I don't think. "Pay your bills at your convenience and solve the problem of owing money!" or something like that. Oh well. It's just hair.

Posted by: Flautist | Dec 3, 2008 2:44:38 PM

The mangroomer costs only $39.95 and has a cooler name.

http://www.mangroomer.com/

Posted by: Nick | Dec 3, 2008 1:33:00 PM

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