Signal Briefs — Gives a whole new meaning to 'turn on your love light'

From Janet Hansen come these briefs with built-in multi-color signaling lights.

"Green [above] means 'Go' or, more accurately, 'Come over here.'"

"Red [below] means 'Stop,' 'Go away' or 'Not for all the beer in the world.'"

"The proud wearer of this technological breakthrough
can select his (or her) preferred light color and
flashing pattern, using the convenient
switches on the waistband."

"A mixture of colors [above and below]
can indicate 'Maybe,' 'Probably not' or

'Drunk and confused.'"

Apply within.

[via 7 Gadgets]