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February 27, 2009

Poopy-Time Fun Shapes


"It's about to get Poopy!™"

"Make bathroom time fun time again with the original SafeGlide adapter and Poopy-Time shapes!"

[via Ashley Simko and John Sibley's For Your Entertainment]

February 27, 2009 at 09:01 AM | Permalink


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I perfected the art of making my poop into different shapes by long & difficult practice but I now think it was time well spent as look at the price of them things & if they are not dishwasher safe, well, goodness me, if you do decide to go au natural I would like to suggest you dont start after an Indian , especially vindaloo.

Posted by: S. Tool. | Feb 2, 2010 9:51:09 AM

poopy timesssss yeeay!!

Posted by: nick | Dec 16, 2009 9:37:29 PM

heart,stars...what's next rainbows, clovers and blue moons! haha

Posted by: ponyooooo | Aug 17, 2009 2:15:51 AM

Its upto you to experiment with different textures, ive found that corn makes the stars come out really fancy looking..

Posted by: homerdk | Aug 1, 2009 3:02:33 AM


Posted by: vera | Jul 14, 2009 1:06:58 PM

I was at a local flea market this morning stocking up on local everclear that the farmers can 'find' if you ask the right guy and I saw a chinese version of this product. A little disturbing...made of an aluminum cone and plastic attachments, I was told it was easier to clean. I slit my thumb on the insertation edge, and had to pour some of my ill-gotten hooch on the finger because, honestly, the guy couldn't tell me if it had been used previously and I wasn't going to take and chances...

Pretty much why I only buy American and if you put anything up your children's butts, it better be American because you don't want to get a staph infection when your kid leaves their toys lying around...

Posted by: clifyt | Apr 11, 2009 2:36:15 PM

I know this is the internet, but this is also humanity we are talking about, so I ask with the sincerest concern, if this product actually exists. Please, by the Emperor's Golden Throne, please may the answer be no.

Posted by: FGSFDS | Apr 11, 2009 1:56:16 PM


Posted by: THE PIXELS | Apr 11, 2009 7:06:33 AM

this makes me want to have icecream yeahyeah

Posted by: krabbesundae | Mar 11, 2009 3:46:42 AM

people like this need to be snuffed out

Posted by: wanda | Mar 10, 2009 10:49:46 PM

fun with poop, NICE!

i'm looking for the "gold" She-nis myself.

Poo poo pe doo

Posted by: spunkPunk | Mar 9, 2009 6:19:25 AM

Of course it's fake. Hello, the 'inside' part's the wrong shape to stay in place.

(Sorry, no links this time)

Posted by: Rocketboy | Mar 2, 2009 11:44:28 AM

I can assure everyone that, although this particular example is a Photoshop job and not real, these things DO exist. I bought one as a joke present for a friend of mine with copraphobia once. Best present ever.

Posted by: Rich B | Mar 2, 2009 11:15:21 AM

This is obviously fake and photoshopped. Notice that not one person can bring up the original source of this ad. Nor can anyone find the actual product anywhere in existence.

Posted by: david | Mar 1, 2009 10:07:40 PM

Time to call social services...

Posted by: caroline | Mar 1, 2009 11:53:14 AM

Oh god, this is another idiot detector post isn't it? My prediction, we will see the longevity here just like with the CIA for kids post.

Posted by: Rocketboy | Mar 1, 2009 10:28:13 AM

OK, let's make it 21 and go for a record. I completely agree with mj and Zenonworks. I was amazed by the quantity, and amused by the seeming obtuseness of some of the commenters. Yesterday, I could think of nothing to say that did justice to the comic genius that only a parent, having gone through potty training, could fully appreciate. Dark, sick and oh, so funny!

Posted by: Tamra | Mar 1, 2009 1:30:59 AM

was amazed twice by this blog; one that it incurred more comments than any of your medical, science,art,etc. ones...second the lack of an expert opinion on the subject by "clifty"!

Posted by: mj | Feb 28, 2009 11:38:33 AM

It's hilarious to see commenters shame themselves by taking this seriously. You'd have to have zero common sense to not see this as a joke.

Posted by: ZenonWorks | Feb 28, 2009 7:21:08 AM

only February and half of my Christmas shopping is done.
Nothing I can think of quite expresses my sentiments for some people, like giving them a "creative outlet." I hope they come in XXLarge. I know some really "creative" people.

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Posted by: okinawa | Feb 28, 2009 3:24:49 AM

What about the elderly? Poopy-Time Fun Shits

Posted by: zhi67 | Feb 28, 2009 2:07:21 AM

Unless it's something to let your kids do themselves I call this pedophilic and criminal if performed on a child that in noway would be pleased or enjoy the insertion. It's sick/perverted to the highest level. On the barest positive note, it sounds like a joke made on SouthPark by Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo and an additional shape of greenclovers for a lucky poo.

Posted by: guest | Feb 28, 2009 1:12:04 AM

Stylesheet broken??

Posted by: J | Feb 28, 2009 12:01:47 AM

LOL, WTF is right dude!


Posted by: JOhn Woods | Feb 27, 2009 10:18:27 PM

Also great for making Poopsicles!

Posted by: Jay | Feb 27, 2009 10:18:21 PM

poopy time fun snacks

Posted by: hungry | Feb 27, 2009 8:06:09 PM

On the up-side, it will probably mitigate the pyschological damage of sleepovers at Uncle Roger's!

Posted by: tbscotty68 | Feb 27, 2009 7:21:06 PM


I survived '2 girls 1 cup' and 'spinning' and I am still unable to fathom all the ways this product is WRONG!

Posted by: Daniel | Feb 27, 2009 6:29:40 PM

That's digustipating!

Posted by: Rob O. | Feb 27, 2009 6:00:00 PM

this is horrible...shove sumthin up ur kid's ass so they can shit magical shapes? it better change the color, make it smell like roses, and turn it into magic ponies if you're shoving it up anyone's ass....

Posted by: dirty | Feb 27, 2009 5:42:41 PM

Shit in a star shape? That's just wack!

Posted by: Torley | Feb 27, 2009 5:01:39 PM

but are they dishwasher safe?

Posted by: poopyTom | Feb 27, 2009 4:52:15 PM

Rock!!! cool!! I want a whole box (I am a kindergarten teacher)

Posted by: pony | Feb 27, 2009 2:41:22 PM

And kids -- Don't forget to ask Mom to freeze 'em for you!

Coming Soon: "Poopy-Time Paint Kit" for ages 3 and under!

Posted by: Flautist | Feb 27, 2009 11:01:30 AM

Oh my God, where do you stick these things? What is that brown stuff? And you give these to kids?????? I know a few former bosses that need a dozen.

Posted by: Virginia | Feb 27, 2009 10:16:47 AM

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