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March 31, 2009
Giant Cheetos — They're Here
The snack experts at taquitos.com reviewed them as follows.
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Giant Cheetos
Each piece in this bag of Cheetos was quite large, as you would expect
from the Giant Cheetos name, with a tube-like shape, kind of like a
marshmallow, though somewhat irregular, with rounded-off ends. Each
tube was about an inch and a half in diameter and about an inch and a half
long. The bag said that snackers probably can't get one entire piece
into their mouths at once, but I had just minimal trouble trouble doing
so. (Maybe that makes me a bigmouth.) Once I got it in there, it was
definitely a lot of Cheeto. There was a pretty good cheese taste, plus
a lot of corn puff taste from the vast cheeseless interior. The crunch
level was somewhere between the level of Cheetos Puffs and Cheetos
Crunchy. Eating a piece all at once was a bit of a challenge, so for
some of the puffs, I went with the gnawing method. Cheese levels varied
from one piece to the next, but the ones with a lot of cheese were
pretty good. Our tasters were quite impressed by the size of the Giant
Cheetos, and they liked the taste and texture. So even with quite a bit
of food in a single Cheeto, they kept coming back to the bag for more.
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A picture of an individual Cheeto is needed. They seem to be shaped like extremely large tater tots, which is disappointing. But maybe they did that on purpose, precisely so they would NOT resemble the, ew, wormlike, ew, shape of the familiar.
Things always go awry when regular-sized potato poopies and corn curlies are made in a huge version. It seems like there's something not quite right about them; they lack the comforting properties of the originals, like maybe it's kind of an uncanny valley effect or something.
Posted by: Flautist | Mar 31, 2009 3:51:01 PM
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