'Get Ript' — World's first male padded bra

Got pecs?

Finally.

Via James Thornburg comes news of "the revolutionary torso-enhancing undershirt."

You could look it up.

Created by Heather Thomson, who "... previously served as the creative force behind P. Diddy's Sean John clothing line, where she mastered her understanding of what appeals to the most sophisticated and discriminating men."

Hey — that's me!

This garment is so technical it comes with instructions on how to put it on and take it off:

Hmmm.

After reading those, it occurs to me that this shirt may not be suitable for TechnoDolts™.

Men's Crew or V-Neck: $58.