Cheeseburger in a Can — Finally, a meaningful answer to the question*, 'I can has cheezburger?'

Long story short: A man named Honk ("Horse" is so 19th/20th century) from the Something Awful forums "took the plunge, bought the cheeseburger and documented the experience."

Here is his story.

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As I am in Germany I just checked if there is a store carrying these products, and there really is a store having "Trekking Mahlzeiten" [top] just 5 minutes away. So, in my lunchbreak I'll check if they have the canned cheeseburger, buy it and open it (and if they don't have them then I will order one). Then I alone will know the secret of what really is in there.

Boiling the can is how you cook it.

Ready to open.

It tastes...

not

so

good.

Very bland,

kind of like

pre-made tomato sauce

and a bitter aftertaste.

The bottom bun is soggy.

I'm not sick and I say I would eat this thing again if it weren't so expensive. And I really must say that this probably is far better when you're many kilometers away from civilization on top of some mountain and you can whip out a cheeseburger with nearly the same quality as a McDonald's cheeseburger while your friend eats dry bread or power bars.

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[via Milena]

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