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July 24, 2009

Tesla Shield


"Combines the original Tesla principles of harmonic oscillation and Tesla design considerations with an advanced state-of-the-art internal module designed by Life Technology™."



• Detects and interacts with Schumann Resonance Field


• Quantum Microvortex™ caduceus coil

• Zeusite™ microsphere resonators


• Employs Lost Cubit measurement

• Rapidly increases Light Quotient

"The Tesla Shield™ represents the synergy of futuristic free energy Tesla technology with contemporary holistic healthcare."



[via Rocketboy, by ansible from a secure, undisclosed galaxy]

July 24, 2009 at 09:01 AM | Permalink


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and you can always read "Quantations - A Guide to Quantum Living in the 21st Century"

'nuf said.

Posted by: doesn't matter | Jul 26, 2009 8:07:17 AM

And come on, you just can't argue with the testimonials...


Posted by: Rocketboy | Jul 25, 2009 12:30:49 AM

Hey, don't blame me if your charaka's are out of quantum alignment with the galactic lay-lines.

Posted by: Rocketboy | Jul 25, 2009 12:27:53 AM

what wackos!

Posted by: enoch choi | Jul 24, 2009 10:00:58 PM

Oooooo, I want one, I want one!
And then maybe I can become the living embodiment of the "thing that vibrates that once didn't" and win the contest and the Lifetime Supply in generous monthly installments of Caramel Apple Tootsie Pops!

Well I saw the word "oscillation" in there somewhere. All that synergy and resonance and coils would HAVE to make for some good vibrations & excitations.
I can taste those caramels and apples already!

Posted by: Flautist | Jul 24, 2009 5:01:03 PM


'nuff said.

Posted by: Tim | Jul 24, 2009 12:55:23 PM


Please tell us you don't believe in this Woo!

Oh, and there's actually 10 "more powerful and updated" variants on their website, the most expensive being $2000! http://www.lifetechnology.org/teslashield2.htm

Posted by: EEJ | Jul 24, 2009 11:46:02 AM

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