Meet Ana Ivanovic

 

This afternoon (Friday, August 28), 3 p.m. at Paragon Sports (18th & Broadway) in New York City.

It's on.

You wouldn't have done anything anyway except watch the clock so don't pretend.

Yes, you — I'm talking to you.

Who else would I be talking to?

You're the only one here.

Ms. Ivanovic is in town for next week's U.S. Open, where she hopes to begin her road back to the commanding heights from where, last year, she ruled the world as #1 after her French Open triumph.

She'll be appearing on behalf of Yonex, her racket sponsor, so don't be surprised if she won't give you an autograph unless you buy a racket.

Fair warning.