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November 17, 2009

Five Step Slimming Zipper Belt


From the website:


Five Step Belt

Five Step Zip Belt gives you a slimmer look in seconds.

Stretchable neoprene tightens trouble areas so you can comfortably fit into your favorite skirt or dress.

A great way to get ready for a wedding, reunion or other special event when your diet's not working fast enough.

Five zipper closures accommodate all stages of dieting.

Unisex for waists 22" to 43".


"...favorite skirt or dress... unisex.

Am I missing something?


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"I can tell you from personal experience that these things are great, and nobody will ever know you're wearing one. Just don't call it a girdle, okay?"
- William Shatner

Posted by: Mike Harney | Nov 18, 2009 6:06:00 PM

keep up with that newky brown Joe and you'll soon find out!!!

Posted by: jo | Nov 17, 2009 4:38:49 PM

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