Pee Without Noise Stool

It comes from Japan, where silent micturition matters.

From the website:

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The Pee Without Noise is one of those ideas that's so cool we're embarrassed we didn't think of it before.

We've all been there: it's 2 a.m. in a sleeping house and your mother-in-law is right behind you in line for the potty, or you don't want to broadcast the fact that you downed six glasses of beer over the course of your date.

As great as it is to be able to pee standing up, there are some situations where you just want to do your business discreetly, and having the outlet several feet above the bowl makes it hard to keep the volume down.

You could sit, but not only is that unbecoming a man, you also risk splashing the rim.

Enter the Pee Without Noise stool.

Kneeling on its soft cushions positions you at the exact right height to land your stream in the bowl at a much-reduced velocity and volume level.

This simple, elegant tool could save your dignity, your relationship, or even your life (if there's a robber in the house but you just have to go).

Details:

• Choose from polyurethane (DX) or wood (Eco) models

• 15 x 31 x 23cm (DX); 51 x 22 x 14cm (Eco)

• Both models rated to 120kg (265 lbs.)

• Weight: 900gm (DX); 1,350g (Eco)

• Manual in Japanese

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"Manual in Japanese" — what, they think we're all TechnoDolts™?

Sheesh.

$77-$100, depending on style.