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April 21, 2010

Emergency Toilet Roll — Why break wind when you can break glass?

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Whoever thought up that headline: you're fired.

From the website:

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How many times can you re-use a square of toilet paper?

Not enough.

So in times of crisis, just break open your Emergency Toilet Roll, then sit back and relax.

No one enjoys being caught short and no one enjoys having to do the bathroom walk of shame.

But there is no need to risk this kind of humiliating degradation if you've installed an Emergency Toilet Roll in your bathroom.

Place it in a convenient access point — preferably within arm's reach of your toilet seat — and break open the window in case of emergency.

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£3.99.

April 21, 2010 at 01:01 PM | Permalink


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