Vacation in a Bottle

I guess Hope in a Jar's been such a success over the years that the BrainGeniuses™ at VIB Holdings figured a drinkable riff might go down easy.

It's one of a slew of new "relaxation" drinks suddenly appearing seemingly out of nowhere, like fanboys at an Apple store tomorrow morning.

But I digress.

I thought the old stand-by libations were plenty good enough but that just goes to show how little I know.

[via Laura Johannes and the Wall Street Journal and the invaluably neologistic Caroline]