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June 16, 2010

Subtle Butt — "Discreet odor neutralizer pads"

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"Subtle Butt" — a finalist for this year's bookofjoe Best Product Name Award.

But I digress.

From the website:

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Never be embarrassed by "escaped" gas again.

We all have our "moments," so be prepared when they happen.

These soft-fabric odor neutralizer pads absorb any smells that are accidentally released.

Sometimes you just con’t control a gassy stomach... and what may happen as a result.

But relax — the pressure’s off when you’re protected with these antimicrobial pads. 

Just stick to your underwear (even thongs) and go about your day.

If you make a slip, don’t worry — the odor is neutralized by the activated carbon layer and you’re spared the embarrassment.

Great for travel, office or anywhere you’re in close quarters.

Features:

• Disposable

• Square-shaped

• Thin and non-bulky

• Contains activated carbon

• Each pad measures 3.25" x 3.25"

• Instructions for use printed on package

• Soft fabric with anti-microbial treatment

• Adhesive strips on both sides for adherence to inside of clothing

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Pack of 5: $9.95.

Better get a few extra 'cause I have a feeling once they sell out — and sell out they will — you'll never see them again.

June 16, 2010 at 09:01 AM | Permalink


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to Flautulent- the pad's got 2 sides.

Posted by: rob | Jun 16, 2010 4:07:12 PM

i'm going to have to sit this one out

Posted by: rob | Jun 16, 2010 4:06:23 PM

Disposable.
Does that mean they ain't reusable?
What if you was to wear the same drawers for like a week?
Would you be protected?
Cos two dollars a day is kinda steep.

Posted by: Flautulent in Georgia | Jun 16, 2010 1:25:28 PM

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