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August 12, 2010

KrustBuster — "Who you gonna call?"


Yeah that's right who you gonna call because you hate the krusts on your PB&J and yet no one ever removes them until now, that is, because just in from the Sammitch Skunks Works comes this incredible breakthrough which promises to transform sammitch eating forever, through the magic of a revolutionary tool that not only removes the icky krusts but if you can believe it also seals the sandwich shut making it into a kind of dumpling/burrito sort of affair that keeps the precious fluids et al inside nice and fresh for your delectation and delight, all this can be yours for the low, low price of $19.98


and best of all it requires no batteries no winding up no electricity no exposure to sunlight oh lunch will never be the same again, but no, that's not all, no indeedy, you also get absolutely free at no extra charge not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 but 5 (five) "fun silicone stampers" (star, grapes, strawberry, heart, smiley face) to place your personal imprint on each sammitch that emerges from your sammitch works but that's not all, no way, you also get at no extra charge "a mold to cut meat and cheese so it is sized to easily fit inside the sealed sandwich" note that you don't get moldy meat and cheese slow down take your time read it again I know it's hard to believe but hey much of the time life its ownself is like that.

KrustBuster® just named Official Krust Removing 2ooL of Killer Klowns From Outer Space.


And you can quote me.


Note: Flautist was channeled via Googlebot probe during the preparation of this post.

August 12, 2010 at 11:01 AM | Permalink


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Very cool! Wish I had this when the kids were little!

Posted by: Wings | Aug 13, 2010 2:09:20 PM

But, but, but... besides being wasteful, there’s another very good reason to not trim the crusts off of your kids’ bread — the bread’s crust is loaded with 8 times more of cancer-fighting antioxidants than the rest of the bread.

Posted by: Rob O. | Aug 12, 2010 4:25:28 PM

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